What happens when you take a dash of Wiccan Wisdom, a sprinkle of Witch Forum, and a smidgeon of The Cauldron and mix that shit together in your magical fucking pot? Well, you get a fresh batch of potion that's certifiably CRAZY.

Can't wait for Saw VII Whoooo!

Stare in awe as I transform into a dumbass right before your eyes!

Socializing is hard.

You want the good spells? You gotta pay, son. Don't you dare pirate this shit.

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