By now, readers of this section should be familiar with Crazy James Reesor, God's chosen governor for the impending end times. I'll close SA's first-ever James Reesor Awareness and Appreciation Week with a few more YouTube clips that demonstrate his unique interpretation of sanity. Just doing my part for word-of-mouth advertising!
Reesor is usually skeptical about members of the evil media, but this interviewer wins him over, not only by wearing a "Reesor for Governor" T-shirt but also by opening with the question "What will you be doing about all the riffraff?"
Reesor has important thoughts to share about Glenn Beck; try not to get distracted by the random synth drumloop!
Do you ever find yourself thinking "IDONWANNAGOTAHELL"? If so, this Reesor video is tailored specifically to you!
VOTE REESOR FOR GOVERNOR IN 20TEN!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.