By now, readers of this section should be familiar with Crazy James Reesor, God's chosen governor for the impending end times. I'll close SA's first-ever James Reesor Awareness and Appreciation Week with a few more YouTube clips that demonstrate his unique interpretation of sanity. Just doing my part for word-of-mouth advertising!
Reesor is usually skeptical about members of the evil media, but this interviewer wins him over, not only by wearing a "Reesor for Governor" T-shirt but also by opening with the question "What will you be doing about all the riffraff?"
Reesor has important thoughts to share about Glenn Beck; try not to get distracted by the random synth drumloop!
Do you ever find yourself thinking "IDONWANNAGOTAHELL"? If so, this Reesor video is tailored specifically to you!
VOTE REESOR FOR GOVERNOR IN 20TEN!
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.