By now, readers of this section should be familiar with Crazy James Reesor, God's chosen governor for the impending end times. I'll close SA's first-ever James Reesor Awareness and Appreciation Week with a few more YouTube clips that demonstrate his unique interpretation of sanity. Just doing my part for word-of-mouth advertising!
Reesor is usually skeptical about members of the evil media, but this interviewer wins him over, not only by wearing a "Reesor for Governor" T-shirt but also by opening with the question "What will you be doing about all the riffraff?"
Reesor has important thoughts to share about Glenn Beck; try not to get distracted by the random synth drumloop!
Do you ever find yourself thinking "IDONWANNAGOTAHELL"? If so, this Reesor video is tailored specifically to you!
VOTE REESOR FOR GOVERNOR IN 20TEN!
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.