By now, readers of this section should be familiar with Crazy James Reesor, God's chosen governor for the impending end times. I'll close SA's first-ever James Reesor Awareness and Appreciation Week with a few more YouTube clips that demonstrate his unique interpretation of sanity. Just doing my part for word-of-mouth advertising!
Reesor is usually skeptical about members of the evil media, but this interviewer wins him over, not only by wearing a "Reesor for Governor" T-shirt but also by opening with the question "What will you be doing about all the riffraff?"
Reesor has important thoughts to share about Glenn Beck; try not to get distracted by the random synth drumloop!
Do you ever find yourself thinking "IDONWANNAGOTAHELL"? If so, this Reesor video is tailored specifically to you!
VOTE REESOR FOR GOVERNOR IN 20TEN!
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.