I feel really sad sometimes. I think about all the injustice in the world, and ... okay, no I don't. I worry about how I'm ever going to lose some weight, while scarfing down chocolates and playing marathon sessions of Starcraft 2. But SOME PEOPLE think about all the injustice in the world, not to mention famine, war, natural disasters and oil spills, and these things really bum them out. Well, this week, the Something Awful Forum Goons take it upon themselves to try and turn that frown upside down... but they only managed to turn it sideways into a little smirk!

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