I feel really sad sometimes. I think about all the injustice in the world, and ... okay, no I don't. I worry about how I'm ever going to lose some weight, while scarfing down chocolates and playing marathon sessions of Starcraft 2. But SOME PEOPLE think about all the injustice in the world, not to mention famine, war, natural disasters and oil spills, and these things really bum them out. Well, this week, the Something Awful Forum Goons take it upon themselves to try and turn that frown upside down... but they only managed to turn it sideways into a little smirk!
Maximum Sexy Pigeon
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.