Happy News - There are real sites catering to the SUNNY19 demographic. Instead of filtering thew news and putting a positive spin on every story, they do it by covering the feel-good and general-interest stories. They keep the site fresh by including tons of local stories from around the country. If you wanted to know about an acrobatics class in Minnesota then Happy News is the place for you.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.