Happy News - There are real sites catering to the SUNNY19 demographic. Instead of filtering thew news and putting a positive spin on every story, they do it by covering the feel-good and general-interest stories. They keep the site fresh by including tons of local stories from around the country. If you wanted to know about an acrobatics class in Minnesota then Happy News is the place for you.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.