Happy News - There are real sites catering to the SUNNY19 demographic. Instead of filtering thew news and putting a positive spin on every story, they do it by covering the feel-good and general-interest stories. They keep the site fresh by including tons of local stories from around the country. If you wanted to know about an acrobatics class in Minnesota then Happy News is the place for you.
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What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.