The Something Awful Forum Goons created a monster load of images this week, and I assembled a handful of the very best and a smaller, midget-sized handful of the very worst. The assignment was to turn famous books or movies into breakfast cereals, and most of the Goons aced the class or at least passed with a B. Sadly, I'm not an accredited school, so my grades are worthless.Here is the crappy image I made that started it all:
And here is our good buddy, Mr. Page Index:
"Voceroy" splashes this sweeping epic in our vulnerable eyes:
Master of puns "Chairman Takeshi" sets sail for laughs:
At least the disclaimer is honest. Thanks "Unibrow" for your hard work and dedication beyond the call of duty!
Lovely "LoinWorm" snuggles up close:
"dorquemada" is living in the past, man.
"LoinWorm" fills our bowls with disappointment and longing:
"ManiacClown" brings us some full frontal:
"Chairman Takeshi" is apparently too fancy for bowls:
"Linguica" hates those stinking phonies:
"velvetelvis" is the new captain of crunch!
I want to hit "Flying Squid" as hard as I can.
I demand the head of "DFu4ever" right now!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!