Collectible Ceramic Klan Statues - I stumbled on this while looking for images for my article. It was one of the luckier finds in my life, as what house or apartment could truly be called decorated without one of these glowy-eyed little beauties?


It's collectible. That means you have to collect it. You don't have any choice in this.

– Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink

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