Quicksand Visuals (thanks Earwicker) - Man do I like videos of hot babes. Especially when they're sinking into quicksand!

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Dave Lodoski

Dave has assembled a crack team of skanks to sink into quicksand on video. Some of them sink into it naked, some of them desperately shuck off their ho-casing when they start sinking, but most just flounce around in dumpy clothes as they disappear into a mud puddle.

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