As depicted on screen during Seabiscuit starring Spider-Man and Secretariat starring Being John Malkovich, horses represent the aspirations of a generation. Million Dollar Horse is that kind of horse, and someday his story will be related cinematically, after all the events this prophet foresees come to pass, leaving us in dire need of an inspirational animal. For now, though, all we have is this prescient site, from which I will quote these bits of wisdom:
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
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