As depicted on screen during Seabiscuit starring Spider-Man and Secretariat starring Being John Malkovich, horses represent the aspirations of a generation. Million Dollar Horse is that kind of horse, and someday his story will be related cinematically, after all the events this prophet foresees come to pass, leaving us in dire need of an inspirational animal. For now, though, all we have is this prescient site, from which I will quote these bits of wisdom:
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
Those NFL players have really stuck their knees in it this time!
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