On the one hand, I'm glad there are only a few Google hits for "clayrotica," because that means "clayrotica" is just one man's unfortunate deviantART niche and not A Thing. On the other hand, isolated or not, clayrotica actually exists.
It's pretty common for someone's first experience with modeling clay to consist of rubbing it together between his or her palms to make a "snake." A small percentage of these people might gigglingly suggest it's not a snake but a penis. An even smaller subset of that population -- one that consists entirely of deviantART user PerfectPinUpz -- came up with the idea to attach that oversized snake penis to a multi-ethnic array of grotesquely muscled clay men.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.