On the one hand, I'm glad there are only a few Google hits for "clayrotica," because that means "clayrotica" is just one man's unfortunate deviantART niche and not A Thing. On the other hand, isolated or not, clayrotica actually exists.
It's pretty common for someone's first experience with modeling clay to consist of rubbing it together between his or her palms to make a "snake." A small percentage of these people might gigglingly suggest it's not a snake but a penis. An even smaller subset of that population -- one that consists entirely of deviantART user PerfectPinUpz -- came up with the idea to attach that oversized snake penis to a multi-ethnic array of grotesquely muscled clay men.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.