On the one hand, I'm glad there are only a few Google hits for "clayrotica," because that means "clayrotica" is just one man's unfortunate deviantART niche and not A Thing. On the other hand, isolated or not, clayrotica actually exists.
It's pretty common for someone's first experience with modeling clay to consist of rubbing it together between his or her palms to make a "snake." A small percentage of these people might gigglingly suggest it's not a snake but a penis. An even smaller subset of that population -- one that consists entirely of deviantART user PerfectPinUpz -- came up with the idea to attach that oversized snake penis to a multi-ethnic array of grotesquely muscled clay men.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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