Submitted by Robert D.
As a huge, raging gaywad myself, I can confirm our love of snackin' on turds.
That about wraps it up for another installment of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted these terrible videos. There is a special place in hell for people like you, and I plan on sending you there personally!
If you'd like to join in on the "fun", you can do so by submitting a video here and maybe I'll use it next time If I'm not too busy crying/drinking/crying while drinking.
See you jerks next time!
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!