Submitted by Robert D.
As a huge, raging gaywad myself, I can confirm our love of snackin' on turds.
That about wraps it up for another installment of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted these terrible videos. There is a special place in hell for people like you, and I plan on sending you there personally!
If you'd like to join in on the "fun", you can do so by submitting a video here and maybe I'll use it next time If I'm not too busy crying/drinking/crying while drinking.
See you jerks next time!
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!