Submitted by Sheena A.
Since jerking off wasn't shameful or inconvenient enough as it is, here's a huge fake pussy to carry around in case the urge to masturbate in the most stupid way possible strikes. Act now and get 3 bottles of fake cunt grease for those times you want to fantasize about the broad actually being a willing participant.
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