Submitted by yours truly
Here we have a charming video I found of some severely sheltered, home-schooled, mall goth girl recording her demoncat meowing over a Garage Band loop.
Do note that this is the **EXTENDED VERSION!**, which seems to imply that there is an **ABRIDGED VERSION!** floating around somewhere which I assume consists of her cutting a 30 second wet fart into the microphone.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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