Submitted by yours truly
Here we have a charming video I found of some severely sheltered, home-schooled, mall goth girl recording her demoncat meowing over a Garage Band loop.
Do note that this is the **EXTENDED VERSION!**, which seems to imply that there is an **ABRIDGED VERSION!** floating around somewhere which I assume consists of her cutting a 30 second wet fart into the microphone.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!