1. Page takes over three hours to load thanks to a shitload of large, unnecessary graphics that are supposed to show off the clan leader's "l33t Photoshop skillz".
4. Page is a shrine to clichéd animated gifs or Javascript (usually coincides with #1).

Samples From Website:

Go to the website and view the 300k+ of graphics on the front page. The clan's logo .gif is over 210k by itself.

Description:This is what happens what you let the 14 year old with the cable modem design the site. Somebody please take away his warez version of Paint Shop Pro and tell him people don't give a crap enough about his clan site that they'd want to wait 40 minutes for the page to load. The news page is very helpful, as the nice yellow font is complemented beautifully by the keywords in red (words such as "do", "gamers", and "you").

Link for you to join?: Yes

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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