This is one of those blank-slate themes where the SA Forum Goons can fill the available space -- in this case, a creationist's notepad -- with anything they desire! Some of them came up with tired meme suggestions that didn't make the cut to be included here; to be fair, though, even the worst submitted texts were better than the real-life words they were replacing! Plus, it's probably not my place to complain about low-effort contributions, given that I'm just reusing this old intro template!
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No Such Thing
Now she is starting to feel it
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Action Yak Police
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.