Unless you live in a zoo or a cave or maybe in a tomb, chances are at some point in your life you will have to move. Moving is an ancient art that dates back to the migratory patterns of our earliest ancestors, who were mostly rocks and beetles and things. Today we are a nation constantly in motion, packing, unpacking, and loading boxes on trucks and driving drunk to new and exciting lands. With that in mind, the Something Awful Forum Goons decided to get together and offer you some helpful moving tips. By viewing this website you swear and affirm you will abide by each and every one of their tips.
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radical edward shares some of his radical views on dissent.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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