Unless you live in a zoo or a cave or maybe in a tomb, chances are at some point in your life you will have to move. Moving is an ancient art that dates back to the migratory patterns of our earliest ancestors, who were mostly rocks and beetles and things. Today we are a nation constantly in motion, packing, unpacking, and loading boxes on trucks and driving drunk to new and exciting lands. With that in mind, the Something Awful Forum Goons decided to get together and offer you some helpful moving tips. By viewing this website you swear and affirm you will abide by each and every one of their tips.
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Go on, place your blame on TheSniperZERO. ALL OF THIS IS HIS FAULT.
radical edward shares some of his radical views on dissent.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
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