In a billion years from now, scientists will look back on our society in wonder. Assuming they find a HILARIOUS Garfield strip, they will assume that all humans in the twenty first century hated Mondays, loved lasagne and were bright orange cartoon cats. However, this is not always the case. Many of you reading this are humans. It's also worth pointing out that this week's Comedy Goldmine uses contributions from the lowest echelons of the human race, which coincidentally relate to Garfield. Our old pal Shmorky found a drawing of the world's edgiest cat, urging the reader to finish the picture. So that's exactly what the forums goons did.
This is the original Garfield picture found by Shmorky and let me tell you it's quite something.
Here are a few variations of the original picture, courtesy of Shmorky!
Argh couldn't help himself, and before long he too was caught up in Garfield fever.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.