Hardcore - yo, sup, you email me?
Lowtax - sup muthah, sup with choo?
Hardcore - shit man, just chillin, relaxin
Lowtax - The werd's up, yo. Shit
Lowtax - So you dig rap, huh?
Hardcore - yeah, s cool
Lowtax - Shit werd muthah. Yeah, I listen to Emananam, Doc Dre, Snoop, Doc Octapus, DMX, all that shit
Hardcore - S cool, s cool... dig DMX too, s hardcore shit
Lowtax - Slinging blocks at phat drops, werd
Hardcore - coo coo.... you checks out da link?
Lowtax - wha yuo talkin bout, dope dawg?
Lowtax - Shit niggah, slow yo roll bizzatchitch! I gots yo link dawg money!
Hardcore - sorry G, ICQ fucked up
Lowtax - tuff page, G. I dig da popup windows, gangstah shittzatag yo
Lowtax - You design dis dope style?
Hardcore - naw, fof
Lowtax - yeah, twice
Hardcore - friend of a friend ya know
Lowtax - shit niggah!
Lowtax - yo, I like how dat page dont got no 411... most pages put info and shittzatahagiz on it, but that aint got none... yo friend of a friend smoking blunts, G?
Hardcore - ha ha, shit
Lowtax - Or is he just some kind of fucking idiot? G?
Hardcore - shit, don't start wit that, I aint like dat
Lowtax - Sorry dawg, didn't mean it. Whos yer favorite rapper?
Hardcore - shit, I gots a lot g... stick with da Bone Thugs, i get on wit 2p, shit like that when im cruisin'
Lowtax - yeah, gotta have fly tunes for da Honda bitztanatch, pick up da hunnies
Hardcore - ha ha, sup
Lowtax - yeah, werd dawg to da fly tip, shit ya know
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