As both a mafia snitch and a practicing catholic, one of my favorite pass-times is confessing. Thankfully, there is a whole internet community established for this very reason. This allows users to admit to shameful misdoings on the move, allowing them to maintain an active and exciting lifestyle. Recently, some of our cruel forum goons have been raking through the archives of one of these sites known as Grouphug, and transforming their sinful deeds into classy pieces of art. Most of the following pictures contain a bunch of numbers, so enter these into the Grouphug site to see the confession that the picture corresponds to. It's the first ever interactive Comedy Goldmine. The future is finally here. Enjoy.
All Amercian Wayne harnessed the awesome power of horses to create this image.
I'm 22 and can't kiss.
Aphasia was drunk with power (by power I mean whiskey) when creating the following three contributions.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.