Veishu is so ugly he went to the zoo and people thought a gorilla had escaped!!!! In an unfortunate coincidence, a gorilla did escape later in the day, and took the lives of 6 brave souls before zookeepers could intervene. Our thoughts are with the families.
The final contribution comes courtesy of Zeipher, who wants to bring Garfield back to his roots when it wasn't about the money. It was about the pasta.
Thanks again to Shmorky and the forum goons for taking part and having some fun with their contributions. While that's the end of the fat cat's drawing games for this week, Garfield will return soon with some animated images depicting his slide into insanity. I hope you'll return to check it out! Until then, remember that eating can be fun. Try a little of everything instead of lots of one.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
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