Veishu is so ugly he went to the zoo and people thought a gorilla had escaped!!!! In an unfortunate coincidence, a gorilla did escape later in the day, and took the lives of 6 brave souls before zookeepers could intervene. Our thoughts are with the families.
The final contribution comes courtesy of Zeipher, who wants to bring Garfield back to his roots when it wasn't about the money. It was about the pasta.
Thanks again to Shmorky and the forum goons for taking part and having some fun with their contributions. While that's the end of the fat cat's drawing games for this week, Garfield will return soon with some animated images depicting his slide into insanity. I hope you'll return to check it out! Until then, remember that eating can be fun. Try a little of everything instead of lots of one.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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