The last word this week goes to angryrobots
My sister made herself some dinner. I'll let the pictures do the talking.
You've just eaten all you can eat, so it's time to ask for the check, enjoy your after dinner mint and get the hell out of my restaurant. The Comedy Goldmine is done for yet another week, and all that's left to do is thank the forum goons for being good sports. I'd also like to urge them to keep well away from any kind of cooking utensil for the rest of their natural lives, in case they barbecue their cat or something similar. Join me next Tuesday for some more internet fun and frolics, it'll be a wild ride to partyville (please bring a change of pants).
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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