The last word this week goes to angryrobots
My sister made herself some dinner. I'll let the pictures do the talking.
You've just eaten all you can eat, so it's time to ask for the check, enjoy your after dinner mint and get the hell out of my restaurant. The Comedy Goldmine is done for yet another week, and all that's left to do is thank the forum goons for being good sports. I'd also like to urge them to keep well away from any kind of cooking utensil for the rest of their natural lives, in case they barbecue their cat or something similar. Join me next Tuesday for some more internet fun and frolics, it'll be a wild ride to partyville (please bring a change of pants).
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.