The last word this week goes to angryrobots

My sister made herself some dinner. I'll let the pictures do the talking.




You've just eaten all you can eat, so it's time to ask for the check, enjoy your after dinner mint and get the hell out of my restaurant. The Comedy Goldmine is done for yet another week, and all that's left to do is thank the forum goons for being good sports. I'd also like to urge them to keep well away from any kind of cooking utensil for the rest of their natural lives, in case they barbecue their cat or something similar. Join me next Tuesday for some more internet fun and frolics, it'll be a wild ride to partyville (please bring a change of pants).

– Craig "Russ" Russell

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