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Millionaire Misfortune

Well that does it, my monocle is once more dislodged. Way to go, "TheCharlie"!

"Arashi" is rolling out the drug humor like Wal-Mart rolls out savings. Shop at Wal-Mart everybody!

Apparently "Carbon" thinks DYING OF AIDS IS HILARIOUS. Well, he's almost right.

"LL" reminds us all that you can still wrangle plenty of whores even without money.

"clownshoe" brings us this image that also doubles as "When Gradients Attack!"

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