Recently I went to the beach to enjoy a fun day out in summer. Unfortunately, some jerk decided to pick on me. He pushed me around, stood on my sandcastle and called my mom a big fat dumptruck. It was clear that other men did not see me as a threat. I realized that I needed to become an object of pure intimidation, and the best way to do that was to wear a t-shirt with an edgy message possibly featuring an animal. The talented guys from the once-pink forum of FYAD had vast selection of BIG DOGS shirt ideas that would help me transform into the personification of manliness. It was then I knew I was untouchable, and it's going to be a long time before any other schoolkids think of hassling me.
The first contribution comes from Albrot, who wants to spread his pro-soda, anti-hate message.
Look deep into the eyes of BAN ME PLEASE and you will see the soul of a man that acceptable personal hygiene forgot.
bhlaab created the following two images and sold them to me in exchange for my first-born daughter's hand in marriage.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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