I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place when it comes to my thoughts on this effort from Capt. Rhodes.


Thinking of this drawing from ce gars gives me wood.


I didn't understand this effort from Dictator., but he told me it was something to do with a thing called Belushi, which I think is some kind of raw fish.


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