Last week I forced you at gunpoint to witness the drawings of embarrassing confessions featured on a website known as Grouphug. In the seven days which have passed since then, our forum goons have been working vigorously to bring you even more of these strange admissions in illustrated format. Just like Jurassic Park 2, we're going back to the place which caused us so much terror before. Let's join hands together and head back to this wonderful world of shame.
Following on from last Tuesday, here are the rest of CannedMacabre's submissions, including the first confession:
Sometimes I think I would do better in a mental hospital.
Medium Bi is here, so let's get gender bending!
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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