Last week I forced you at gunpoint to witness the drawings of embarrassing confessions featured on a website known as Grouphug. In the seven days which have passed since then, our forum goons have been working vigorously to bring you even more of these strange admissions in illustrated format. Just like Jurassic Park 2, we're going back to the place which caused us so much terror before. Let's join hands together and head back to this wonderful world of shame.
Following on from last Tuesday, here are the rest of CannedMacabre's submissions, including the first confession:
Sometimes I think I would do better in a mental hospital.
Medium Bi is here, so let's get gender bending!
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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