If you're part of the outrageously vocal Arrested Development fandom, you're too busy watching and rewatching the just-released Netflix episodes to read this article. And if you're one of the millions of people who didn't care about Arrested Development during its initial run, you probably still don't care, and perhaps you care less than ever after years of the Internet shoving this show down your throat. It might appear, then, that the readership demographic for this theme is "no one," but Arrested Development completists will get to it eventually after they finish their latest round of elaborate callback-joke flow charts, plus fans of the much more popular Alvin and the Chipmunks franchise will enjoy seeing their beloved Ian (David Cross) trying on some new roles!
*Everdraed took the first shot at this theme in his Showcase; click for Leather Daddy Vs. Jabba!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.