In this sophisticated era of modern online communication, people don't have as much exposure to spam e-mails. For the purposes of this intro, I opened my Gmail spam folder for the first time in months, and it contains nothing but ridiculous claims and nonsense phrases, such as "God Sent Me To You," "Our Hidden Gem Alert is Inside," "Knife Party EP Out Today" and "Get The New Blockbuster iOS app!" Speaking of hidden gems, forums member 72o and his SA Goon peers put on their miner's caps and sifted through quarantined messages for artistic inspiration!
Painful Dart Bomb
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.