In this sophisticated era of modern online communication, people don't have as much exposure to spam e-mails. For the purposes of this intro, I opened my Gmail spam folder for the first time in months, and it contains nothing but ridiculous claims and nonsense phrases, such as "God Sent Me To You," "Our Hidden Gem Alert is Inside," "Knife Party EP Out Today" and "Get The New Blockbuster iOS app!" Speaking of hidden gems, forums member 72o and his SA Goon peers put on their miner's caps and sifted through quarantined messages for artistic inspiration!
Painful Dart Bomb
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.