It seems Dr. Tobias Fünke stumbled upon an acting opportunity while Arrested Development was on hiatus! Cast as Prince Lay in an ill-fated and unauthorized Return of the Jedi reboot, Fünke took off his acting pants for a moment and almost-bared his soul in the role he was born to play!
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
You have summoned him and now he is here!