It seems Dr. Tobias Fünke stumbled upon an acting opportunity while Arrested Development was on hiatus! Cast as Prince Lay in an ill-fated and unauthorized Return of the Jedi reboot, Fünke took off his acting pants for a moment and almost-bared his soul in the role he was born to play!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
You have summoned him and now he is here!