It seems Dr. Tobias Fünke stumbled upon an acting opportunity while Arrested Development was on hiatus! Cast as Prince Lay in an ill-fated and unauthorized Return of the Jedi reboot, Fünke took off his acting pants for a moment and almost-bared his soul in the role he was born to play!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
You have summoned him and now he is here!