It seems Dr. Tobias Fünke stumbled upon an acting opportunity while Arrested Development was on hiatus! Cast as Prince Lay in an ill-fated and unauthorized Return of the Jedi reboot, Fünke took off his acting pants for a moment and almost-bared his soul in the role he was born to play!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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You have summoned him and now he is here!