It seems Dr. Tobias Fünke stumbled upon an acting opportunity while Arrested Development was on hiatus! Cast as Prince Lay in an ill-fated and unauthorized Return of the Jedi reboot, Fünke took off his acting pants for a moment and almost-bared his soul in the role he was born to play!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
You have summoned him and now he is here!