NE1410S - I say, who's up for tennis?
54807463 - Listen all y'all, it's a
~IR - Tilda Swinton In Room
RTPW - Remove thine pantaloons, wench
ARIMUD - A rattlesnake is in my underwear drawer
IA@BM - I am at Bat Mitzvah
HSIHHL - Holy shit I have head lice
IWKASH - I wasn't kidding about the snake, help
BbP - Bewildered by parsimony
TBFFR- Trounced by fate's fickle rudder
EBaVoT - Enthralled by a vestige of tiffin
DMHV - Damn my hebdomadal visitations
LD2SM - Languescent due to spiritual malaise
DWIKAJ - Don't Worry, I Know A Jew
RCAMHAB - Right Chuffed About Me Hole And Bollocks
LIACITM - Let's Introduce Asian Carp Into The Mississippi
PPOVIAN - Put Phone On Vibrate, In Ass Now
SROMS&IDWTW - Somebody Ripped Off My Speakers and Installed Dildos Where They Were
ETIBP- Extra time in ball pit
JTAHD : Just Touched A Haunted Dick
UNRAOMP - Your Nudes Are All Over My Phone
LIPTO - Literally, I Printed Them Out
NICUMP - Now I Cant Use My Phone
DHITT - Dunno How I'm Texting This
NATFWJC- not about to fuck with john cena
MWC: A reference to the 2014 Adam Sandler/Jennifer Garner film 'Men, Women and Children,' MWC reminds the recipient that constant social-media interaction might be limiting their ability to form/maintain 'irl' relationships. Extremely rarely used.
Ork of Fiction
M - Murder
this sweet move
HWTITABAWLBHATTYCABYU - hi we're teens into tech and bitcoin and we lick butt holes all the time. you're children are beyond your understanding
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