Happy New Year, ladies and gents! I'm sure you're all still full of the optimism and good cheer that only the blank slate of a new year can bring. This week's Comedy Goldmine, which features Forums Goon DARNTOOTINHOSS's idea MSpaint inages created by the stupid things we all did back when we were little, is sure to bolster that feel-good buzz we all hope will never wear off.
DARNTOOTINHOSS kicks off 2007 for us. Backstory added in the rare cases it either clarifies the story or adds to the humor.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.