Happy New Year, ladies and gents! I'm sure you're all still full of the optimism and good cheer that only the blank slate of a new year can bring. This week's Comedy Goldmine, which features Forums Goon DARNTOOTINHOSS's idea MSpaint inages created by the stupid things we all did back when we were little, is sure to bolster that feel-good buzz we all hope will never wear off.



DARNTOOTINHOSS kicks off 2007 for us. Backstory added in the rare cases it either clarifies the story or adds to the humor.


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