Happy New Year, ladies and gents! I'm sure you're all still full of the optimism and good cheer that only the blank slate of a new year can bring. This week's Comedy Goldmine, which features Forums Goon DARNTOOTINHOSS's idea MSpaint inages created by the stupid things we all did back when we were little, is sure to bolster that feel-good buzz we all hope will never wear off.
DARNTOOTINHOSS kicks off 2007 for us. Backstory added in the rare cases it either clarifies the story or adds to the humor.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.