Happy New Year, ladies and gents! I'm sure you're all still full of the optimism and good cheer that only the blank slate of a new year can bring. This week's Comedy Goldmine, which features Forums Goon DARNTOOTINHOSS's idea MSpaint inages created by the stupid things we all did back when we were little, is sure to bolster that feel-good buzz we all hope will never wear off.
DARNTOOTINHOSS kicks off 2007 for us. Backstory added in the rare cases it either clarifies the story or adds to the humor.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.