Happy New Year, ladies and gents! I'm sure you're all still full of the optimism and good cheer that only the blank slate of a new year can bring. This week's Comedy Goldmine, which features Forums Goon DARNTOOTINHOSS's idea MSpaint inages created by the stupid things we all did back when we were little, is sure to bolster that feel-good buzz we all hope will never wear off.
DARNTOOTINHOSS kicks off 2007 for us. Backstory added in the rare cases it either clarifies the story or adds to the humor.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.