GBS 2.1 is responsible for many innovations since being unveiled in Oct. 2013, and one of them is inventing the acronym "itt," which means "in this thread." You see, GBS 2.1 Goons come up with role-playing scenarios and adventurous alter-egos, and then they post in those personas, but only "in this thread." Waroduce used this freshly minted format to make fun of people who join gyms in January in hopes of getting fit in the new year, which is in itself a new phenomenon unique to 2014!
*walks in wearing baggy jeans and a button up shirt. starts walking around the chest press machine lookin at it crossways*
*does bench and curls, leaves*
I'm the dumpy couple who are in this together
Help Im Alive
wouldn't this be a pretty good workout though
hmmm you want to also workout the muscles that would help you stabilize a motion you'd actually do in real life, though
what if he rings the bells in some cathedral
The Tao Jones
*Spreads towel on bench*
*Fucks off somewhere for half an hour*
im a zumba mom
I work out at home so I can be naked like the ancient greeks
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.