While introducing the first installment of "Four Panel Movies," Marie "Elf Pr0n" Peccia lamented that people no longer had time to "sit down and relax and enjoy a movie." And that was in 2003! Even though we no longer need to leave the house to see any film ever made, the concept of spending two hours on plot and cinematography seems as antiquated as a combination TV/VCR. These days folks also don't have time for activities like "getting familiar with a new theme" or "reading an intro"!
(The Dark Knight Rises)
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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