In a twist on SA's usual photo-manipulation formula, this theme pairs unaltered pictures of NASCAR fans with complementary quotes from the Hellraiser character Pinhead! Some posters used words from another Pinhead (Zippy), or NASCAR quotes combined with Hellraiser pictures. Jesus wept.
"What you think of as pain is a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I... Am... Pain"
"Human dreams... such fertile ground for the seeds of torment."
"Two minutes. Two centuries. It all ticks by so quickly. You are so very like your ancestor, did you know that? I have the distinct sense of déjà vu. The same defiance, the same faithless hope in the light."
"Welcome to the worst nightmare of all... reality!"
"Welcome... to Hell."
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.