While introducing the first installment of "Four Panel Movies," Marie "Elf Pr0n" Peccia lamented that people no longer had time to "sit down and relax and enjoy a movie." And that was in 2003! Even though we no longer need to leave the house to see any film ever made, the concept of spending two hours on plot and cinematography seems as antiquated as a combination TV/VCR. These days folks also don't have time for activities like "getting familiar with a new theme" or "reading an intro"!
(The Dark Knight Rises)
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.