In the silicon world of video and PC games, time never moves forward. Heroes and villains never age. But what if time didn't stand still for Mario? What if Ken and Ryu were 70 years old? And what if Solid Snake had to wear Depends? The forum goons have reached far back into their dark twisted minds for this week's Comedy Goldmine, "MS Paint Video Game Characters in Their Old Age."

Thanks to forum's goon spacegreek for this week's CG thread.







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