Speaking as a frequent user of the internet, I am no stranger to fast food restaurants. I've noticed that there are few things more magical in this world of ours than witnessing an old person trying to eat a greasy portion of fried slop served straight from the fatty vaults of the McDonalds empire. Unfortunately, until today, there was no way to capture this wonder in the privacy of your own home. But thankfully, the Something Awful forum goons have brought the excitement straight to your living room via the form of drawings. Does it compare to the real thing, being able to bear witness to an old man trying to eat a handful of fries with false teeth? You be the judge.
Big Mc Large Huge came up with the concept behind this week's Comedy Goldmine, and gave us the following images.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.