Meooooowwwwww I'm not me, I'm actually my housecat. Meoooowwwwwwwlll. What are we doing with our lives? Meeeeooooowwwwwllllll.
EAT THE CHOCOLATE
Well your flirting with a weird cat lady over the Internet.
Jonas is about to lose his ninth life out of sheer embarrassment.
Oh god, I think someone's about to put the moves on a cat.
Someone doesn't want to go out with "Midnight-Helen"? How is that even possible?
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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