Meooooowwwwww I'm not me, I'm actually my housecat. Meoooowwwwwwwlll. What are we doing with our lives? Meeeeooooowwwwwllllll.
EAT THE CHOCOLATE
Well your flirting with a weird cat lady over the Internet.
Jonas is about to lose his ninth life out of sheer embarrassment.
Oh god, I think someone's about to put the moves on a cat.
Someone doesn't want to go out with "Midnight-Helen"? How is that even possible?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
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You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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