CATS RULE

DOGS DROOL

Catster

Meooooowwwwww I'm not me, I'm actually my housecat. Meoooowwwwwwwlll. What are we doing with our lives? Meeeeooooowwwwwllllll.

EAT THE CHOCOLATE

Well your flirting with a weird cat lady over the Internet.

Jonas is about to lose his ninth life out of sheer embarrassment.

Oh god, I think someone's about to put the moves on a cat.

Someone doesn't want to go out with "Midnight-Helen"? How is that even possible?

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