Meooooowwwwww I'm not me, I'm actually my housecat. Meoooowwwwwwwlll. What are we doing with our lives? Meeeeooooowwwwwllllll.
EAT THE CHOCOLATE
Well your flirting with a weird cat lady over the Internet.
Jonas is about to lose his ninth life out of sheer embarrassment.
Oh god, I think someone's about to put the moves on a cat.
Someone doesn't want to go out with "Midnight-Helen"? How is that even possible?
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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