If this theme looks familiar to you, perhaps it's because you checked out part one earlier this week in Comedy Goldmine. Or maybe you saw three-pixel representations of Futurama and The Simpsons, posted everywhere from Gizmodo to Comedy Central without any mention of the Something Awful Forums or, for that matter, the site graphic-creator crumpuppet cited as his inspiration. Normally, I'd wait until next Tuesday to complete this series, given that we don't do many Goldmine/Phriday crossover stunts and these images are more spreadsheets than Photoshops, but I really just wanted to get these images out there before they appear uncredited anywhere else!
Note: As with part one, an answer key appears on the final page for people who want to play color-guessing game.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!