Clearly the SA Goons have resolved to get into better shape, or at least to make more jokes about in-shape people doing things! Recent Goldmine topics include football/wrestling, going to the gym, and professional hockey. Now we have NASCAR driving, arguably an athletic endeavor, as depicted in an "Activity Book," which clearly requires exertion, as evidenced by the name. Gutcruncher worked up a sweat scanning and posting all the pages, and the GBS 1.4 crew made sport of them!
Oh hey theres a coloring book on my shelf! Holy shit!
Hanks Lust Cafe
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.