Mr. Mutton Chops

A sheep on a farm is sucked into a space/time vortex. For a few brief seconds, it is amazed at the wonders it sees. Its eyes widen as its molecular structure collapses in upon itself, and it ceases to exist.


An adorable puppy is shifting his eyes back and forth. He is up to no good but he is so cute he could get away with murder.

Generation Internet

A T-Rex flies an F-14.


A piece of bacon steps up and decides to show dignity for once.


Hannibal Lecter is on a date with Sonic the Hedgehog. One of them is dressed in drag.


A cubist Homer Simpson ponders a small round apple.


A man jumping ten feet in the air and slamming his head into the sidewalk.


A blind girl the age of 6 describes happiness to the moon.

Blind Sally

A sad clown hangs himself from a lone tree atop a hill.


Tacos. Everywhere.

Vintimus Prime

Airbud getting a dunk rejected by Dennis Rodman.

thanks alot assbag

A very fat woman with a kitten sweatshirt falling down endless stairs

In It For The Tank

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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