While completing a transaction with his local drug dealer, forums poster Varchar was pleased to receive this complimentary medical packet. "This should clear up that stuffy nose," said the drug dealer. "And that will really help with the cocaine-snorting!" There was kindness and compassion in her voice, this elderly health maven who dispensed sage advice and hard narcotics with equal proficiency. She never told Varchar how she came into the profession, and he never thought to ask. Varchar shared his story with the SA Goons, and it turns out many of them had received similar packets. Not all from the same old lady drug dealer, though. That would be pretty weird.
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Over the last few weeks an outnumbered but brave group of men calmly used facts and logic to conclusively prove that women are ruining video games with their lustful object bodies. But there are other threats to everything gamers hold dear.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.