While completing a transaction with his local drug dealer, forums poster Varchar was pleased to receive this complimentary medical packet. "This should clear up that stuffy nose," said the drug dealer. "And that will really help with the cocaine-snorting!" There was kindness and compassion in her voice, this elderly health maven who dispensed sage advice and hard narcotics with equal proficiency. She never told Varchar how she came into the profession, and he never thought to ask. Varchar shared his story with the SA Goons, and it turns out many of them had received similar packets. Not all from the same old lady drug dealer, though. That would be pretty weird.

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