Last week, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka presented Something Awful readers with the gift of customizable Santas. The SA Forum Goons who spent holiday time making their surreal Saint Nick visions an often-horrific reality couldn't wait to share what they'd made, so they, in fact, didn't wait and instead posted them immediately. Rich and I went through the images, with one of us sorting them into groups of ten and the other ordering within those groups. It's the kind of compromise that leaves no one happy! The top 10 Santa-creators win a mystery prize, and Rich will get in touch with you to provide additional details, so be sure not to leave your computer until then for any reason!
Honorable Mention: Before we get to the top 50, here are some high-quality Santas that didn't quite make the cut.
Those were great, right? So the Top 50 Santas must be really amazing. Either that, or the judging was incompetent. Or a fun mix of the two! Click ahead and find out for yourself!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
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