For the final installment of SA's Holiday Shopping Guide, I have not only finished scouring the thread that produced all last week's magical products but also browsed the weird knockoff of the weird knockoff thread, which contained a handful of decent images but mostly multi-page derails about fake butter, anal lube and horse meat. Anyway, here are the rest of the best unlicensed and off-brand products. Great arrangement, grand show!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.