For the final installment of SA's Holiday Shopping Guide, I have not only finished scouring the thread that produced all last week's magical products but also browsed the weird knockoff of the weird knockoff thread, which contained a handful of decent images but mostly multi-page derails about fake butter, anal lube and horse meat. Anyway, here are the rest of the best unlicensed and off-brand products. Great arrangement, grand show!




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