The SA Forum Goons spent most of last year drawing Mario, which is fine. There are certainly sillier things to do with your time, such as sifting through hundreds of Mario drawings other people made to determine which are the best for public display. But it's 2011, and this section needs to evolve. So here's Mario as you've never seen him in this space, Photoshopped into movie scenes or animated into little moving images that Future Folk call "GIFs."
WITNESS THE POWER!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.