The SA Forum Goons spent most of last year drawing Mario, which is fine. There are certainly sillier things to do with your time, such as sifting through hundreds of Mario drawings other people made to determine which are the best for public display. But it's 2011, and this section needs to evolve. So here's Mario as you've never seen him in this space, Photoshopped into movie scenes or animated into little moving images that Future Folk call "GIFs."




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