The SA Forum Goons spent most of last year drawing Mario, which is fine. There are certainly sillier things to do with your time, such as sifting through hundreds of Mario drawings other people made to determine which are the best for public display. But it's 2011, and this section needs to evolve. So here's Mario as you've never seen him in this space, Photoshopped into movie scenes or animated into little moving images that Future Folk call "GIFs."
WITNESS THE POWER!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.