The SA Forum Goons spent most of last year drawing Mario, which is fine. There are certainly sillier things to do with your time, such as sifting through hundreds of Mario drawings other people made to determine which are the best for public display. But it's 2011, and this section needs to evolve. So here's Mario as you've never seen him in this space, Photoshopped into movie scenes or animated into little moving images that Future Folk call "GIFs."
WITNESS THE POWER!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.