The SA Forum Goons spent most of last year drawing Mario, which is fine. There are certainly sillier things to do with your time, such as sifting through hundreds of Mario drawings other people made to determine which are the best for public display. But it's 2011, and this section needs to evolve. So here's Mario as you've never seen him in this space, Photoshopped into movie scenes or animated into little moving images that Future Folk call "GIFs."
WITNESS THE POWER!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.