i pulled some more from the pdf
with no time to spare, a child heroically saves his treasured toothbrush
dead gaze as you devour a huge amount of spoon fruit
it is a work signifying the joylessness of fascism and the misery of the individual in a society that emphasizes and indeed thrives upon unwarranted and unchecked "othering"
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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