i pulled some more from the pdf
with no time to spare, a child heroically saves his treasured toothbrush
dead gaze as you devour a huge amount of spoon fruit
it is a work signifying the joylessness of fascism and the misery of the individual in a society that emphasizes and indeed thrives upon unwarranted and unchecked "othering"
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