i pulled some more from the pdf
with no time to spare, a child heroically saves his treasured toothbrush
dead gaze as you devour a huge amount of spoon fruit
it is a work signifying the joylessness of fascism and the misery of the individual in a society that emphasizes and indeed thrives upon unwarranted and unchecked "othering"
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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