Forum goon Code DiMaggio started up a thread about a sound clip his friend had taken of a Pastor giving a sermon on, "Alternative Lifestyles" and his particular angle on the subject.

The clip went over pretty well in the forums, and another forum Goon, Midnight Bruiser enjoyed it so much he made a flash movie with it. And that's what we call a Goldmine!

Here's the audio file for your downloading pleasure: "Yo Butt Ain't Made For That!"

The next page has the flash movie on it.


For those of you that are in an office environment, a Pastor screaming about the evils of homosexual relations might be something you should view at home. Consider this your warning. There is no real nudity per say, but I figure I'd give proper notice so I don't get any emails proclaiming that the Goldmine caused job loss.

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