Fortunately the university videotaped his historical speech, "Enabling the Online Community through Vertical PSOTs and Automated Adverse Content Delivery Systems" and we've got it here for you to enjoy.
WARNING: 104 meg Windows Media Viewer File
Right click, Save As Lowtax's Speech at the University of Illinois
Thanks go out to Lowtax for going into the public to speak about the internet! Take care folks, see you next week.
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