If you bought a 3DO you were probably rich or stupid or rich and stupid.


Lots of nerds like the Neo Geo so I won't insult it.


Spending nearly $1000 on a Neo Geo arcade set up for your bedroom was either the coolest thing or most pathetic thing you could ever do.


We've all played a few handhelds over the years (unless you were a Thalidomide baby born with no fingers), so let's now enjoy them...as ducks! Can you imagine playing Tetris on THIS Gameboy?!



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