Show respect to your elders and pay tribute to the Atari 2600.


Finally, here is an arcade machine which isn't a console, posing like an overused emoticon...as a duck!


Once again, these drawings are clearly not meant to be the kind of thing you would frame in your hallway, but they are fun to look at unless you stare too long and you hurt your eyes or something. But thanks again to IanJ and the forum goons who inspired him to draw a duck-related console or two. I hope you'll join me for the Comedy Goldmine again next week, because who knows what else we can illustrate to look like a bird?

– Craig "Russ" Russell

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