Game Gear: $150. Batteries: $10. Overused advertising cliches: Priceless.
Make your own joke about the Virtual Boy here. There are almost two to choose from!
Let's now go even further back to a frightening time of doubt, fear and annoying mascots. It's old school consoles...as ducks! Here's a SNES/Super Nintendo/Super Famicom.
But maybe you'd prefer this pimped out Genesis/Mega Drive?
This Week on Something Awful...
Let's Agree to Disagree About Your "Keep Our Apartment Weird" Initiative
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
EXPLICIT Photos From My Stint As Emma Stone's Muse/Ghost Hunter
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
Awful Erotic Short Fiction!
Reading is good, in general, but sometimes it's just another way to put insane porn into your body.
The Art of WikiHow!
How to Enjoy this Article: 1) CLICK on the link 2) READ the intro (optional) 3)LAUGH at the artwork!
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