Game Gear: $150. Batteries: $10. Overused advertising cliches: Priceless.
Make your own joke about the Virtual Boy here. There are almost two to choose from!
Let's now go even further back to a frightening time of doubt, fear and annoying mascots. It's old school consoles...as ducks! Here's a SNES/Super Nintendo/Super Famicom.
But maybe you'd prefer this pimped out Genesis/Mega Drive?
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I HELPED HORNEY WEINSTEIN BREAK IT OFF IN PADDINGTON BEAR
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
Actually My Garden is Supposed to Look Like Shit
Oh, my garden looks bad? You want a freaking cookie??
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You can kiss anyone you want right on their lips even if you don't have any lips at all.
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