Game Gear: $150. Batteries: $10. Overused advertising cliches: Priceless.
Make your own joke about the Virtual Boy here. There are almost two to choose from!
Let's now go even further back to a frightening time of doubt, fear and annoying mascots. It's old school consoles...as ducks! Here's a SNES/Super Nintendo/Super Famicom.
But maybe you'd prefer this pimped out Genesis/Mega Drive?
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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