Game Gear: $150. Batteries: $10. Overused advertising cliches: Priceless.
Make your own joke about the Virtual Boy here. There are almost two to choose from!
Let's now go even further back to a frightening time of doubt, fear and annoying mascots. It's old school consoles...as ducks! Here's a SNES/Super Nintendo/Super Famicom.
But maybe you'd prefer this pimped out Genesis/Mega Drive?
This Week on Something Awful...
How Will Children Understand WWII Without America's Hitler Statues?
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
The Deadliest Snake In The Wild West
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
![Lightening Up History [With FaceApp]!](http://i.somethingawful.com/sasbi/promo/1ac4dbd8/3735534b/cebc28c8/45dafccd/14846t.jpg)
A Guide to Understanding Ben Garrison's Political Cartoons
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
Not Being Scared By A Person With A Chainsaw!
me, getting my arm hacked off: you moron. chainsaws arent even used in hockey
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