Game Gear: $150. Batteries: $10. Overused advertising cliches: Priceless.
Make your own joke about the Virtual Boy here. There are almost two to choose from!
Let's now go even further back to a frightening time of doubt, fear and annoying mascots. It's old school consoles...as ducks! Here's a SNES/Super Nintendo/Super Famicom.
But maybe you'd prefer this pimped out Genesis/Mega Drive?
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