ClickSmilies, submitted by DocEvil. Here it is...the very website that Max came from. What other undiscovered stars wait in the hallowed halls of this institution?

Is it ? Or maybe ? Will soon sweep the nation?

Now's the time to visit these emoticons while they're still friendless, and hitch your wagon to the stars. It pays to know people in the smilie industry.

– Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink

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